My prerogative: knife fights.

Bobby Brown, of Whitney Houston fame, was singing at an open mic night at P Diddy's restaurant in Atlanta, when two of the members of his entourage were stabbed for apparently no reason. This begs the question: Bobby Brown has an entourage?

Maybe they are just the relations of Whitney's entorage members. Perhaps it was actually BBD. The police aren't clear on the specifics at this point. Suffice it to say, the world is breathing a sigh of relief this morning, as Bobby himself was unhurt.

Those of us in the know can only assume this was an attempt by Islamic extremists to silence the greatest musical genius of this American generation. Entourage? Apostles, I say.